The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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