Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
