You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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