i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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