i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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