i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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