When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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