The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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