I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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