just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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