so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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