I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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