is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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