you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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