There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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