D3 body, D1 cock
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
