Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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