For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Randomize