but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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