As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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