your room smells of hookers.
And success
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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