we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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