somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
