office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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