thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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