Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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