Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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