i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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