I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
this will be a night to untag.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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