Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
