your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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