i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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