Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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