problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He passed out mid-signature
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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