so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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