And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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