I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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