I'm drive I can fine osifer
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
