We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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