so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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