guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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