did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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