belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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