party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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