Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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