I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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