Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Randomize
