The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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