Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
