? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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