Rock
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Fuck
I'm passing your future prison.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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