Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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