He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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